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Pattaya · · updated 2026-08-16

Best Ass in Pattaya (Ranked)

Best ass in Pattaya ranked — Walking Street density filtered, hip proof, youth, anal when listed.

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Direct answer

Pattaya will try to drown you in options. Options are not an ass.

I have done the full circus — Walking Street twice, Soi 6 once, a barfine I still wince at because the stage lied. These days I decide the body on my phone and treat the street like weather.

If the gallery does not show hips, I do not "go look." I have already gone and looked. That is how I got the wince.

Same rule as Bangkok, louder city: I need to see the ass in the photos. Walking Street volume is not a ranking. Bigger hips, younger, anal if she lists it. I have barfined a silhouette that only existed under colored bulbs. Hilarious in hindsight. Expensive at the time.

The ranking

  1. Member 1 — ranked #5#5

    Member 1

    The Castle

    35 / — / — · 25

    Pattaya will always have more girls. I do not need more girls. I needed that ass.

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  2. Member 7 — ranked #4#4

    Member 7

    Play Girlz

    35 / 24 / 34 · 25

    Paid the barfine after I zoomed the gallery. Paying to end boredom is how you meet regret.

    Open profile →
  3. Member 76 — ranked #3#3

    Member 76

    Lady Love Club

    35 / 24 / 34 · 23

    Soi 6 is a firehose. I already had a girl with hips on the listing. Firehose lost.

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  4. TAWAN — ranked #2#2

    TAWAN

    Pattaya Vice Massage

    34 / 24 / 34 · 26

    Stage looked heavy. Room was heavier. Rare enough I remember the extract.

    Open profile →
  5. CHANEL — ranked #1#1

    CHANEL

    Pattaya Vice Massage

    34 / 25 / 36 · 27

    I left Walking Street early. Friends thought I was tired. I was finished shopping.

    Open profile →

Use the street to confirm or to waste baht. I prefer confirm.

Hips, photos, a girl I would extract again. If Pattaya does not have her tonight, the baht bus still runs tomorrow. Your standards after the fourth Chang do not.

Questions

How do you rank the best ass in Pattaya?
Same as my other ass lists, just noisier: I need photos that show hips, not a stage from ten meters. Volume is entertainment. It is not a shortlist.
Are the photos on Best Ass in Pattaya real directory covers?
Yes. Those covers are real Pattaya listing photos, not brand art. If the list is about tits or ass I want the frame that shows the body I would actually grab.
Who is Best Ass in Pattaya (Ranked) for?
Pattaya will try to sell you volume.
Does Best Ass in Pattaya replace walking Pattaya yourself?
No. Best Ass in Pattaya is my current field note — memory plus photos. Decide the body first. Ignore my order if your hands disagree.
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