Best Ass in Bangkok (Ranked)
Best ass in Bangkok ranked — hip size, youth, rear-honest photos, anal bonus when listed. Face crops do not enter.
Direct answer
Some nights in Bangkok I am not hunting a vibe. I am hunting an ass I already know how to hold.
That sounds crude. It is. I have wasted whole Sukhumvit evenings on a face that photographed like a yes and a body that showed up like a rumor. I left one beer bar early last month because the gallery already told the truth and I was tired of paying for research.
I want hips on the listing and more than one angle. Then I pick the girls I would actually take upstairs again — not the ones who won a smiling contest at the minibar.
I only put a girl here if the photos actually show her ass — not a cute selfie and a maybe. Bigger hips climb. Younger climbs. If she lists anal, she climbs again. I have already been fooled by a pretty thumbnail. Once is enough.
The ranking
#10Lisa
Boss Massage
35 / 25 / 35 · 26Last slot still means I would take her upstairs. This is not a pity list.
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#9Member 23
Dragon Lady BKK
37 / 25 / 35 · 24Hip number looked conservative. The room said the listing was lying in my favor.
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#8Cream
BODY BLISS
36 / 24 / 35 · 25The corridor tried to sell me a smile and a lady drink. I already had a shortlist. I walked.
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#7Fongbeer
Pretty Massage
32 / 24 / 35 · 28One listing had five pretty nothing-crops. She had three honest ones. She won.
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#6Ruby
Hunny Bunny Bkk
35 / 24 / 34 · 26Famous soi, thin photos. I used to fall for the address. Now I fall for the hip line.
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#5YOMI
Barbie18 Nuru Massage
34 / 24 / 34 · 23Thumbnail looked shy. I almost scrolled. Then I zoomed. Still thinking about that zoom.
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#4FARAN
Barbie18 Nuru Massage
35 / 25 / 35 · 25Anal on the card. Hips that matched. I am not complicated when the listing is honest.
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#3BOW
ANELA massage
35 / 22 / 33 · 27Side shot and a rear shot. That is the whole interview. Everything else is chat.
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#2Tina
Hunny Bunny Bkk
35 / 24 / 34 · 24Prettier face two stools down. Worse photos. I have made that mistake. Not this week.
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#1Ploy
Hunny Bunny Bkk
37 / 24 / 34 · 25Gallery already showed what I wanted. I left the beer bar like a man who had done this before.
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If you came for ass, stop shopping faces like you are hiring a receptionist.
Start at the top when you want a decisive yes. Rebuild the list when you get greedier than I am. I have already paid tuition on both kinds of night. Only one of them belongs on this page.
Questions
- How do you rank the best ass in Bangkok?
- Photos have to show the ass, not just a nice face. I like bigger hips, I like younger listings, and I bump her if anal is on the card. I have already learned the hard way that a pretty thumbnail is not a body.
- Are the photos on Best Ass in Bangkok real directory covers?
- Yes. Those covers are real Bangkok listing photos, not brand art. On tits and ass lists I pick the shot that actually shows chest or ass instead of a pretty face crop.
- Who is Best Ass in Bangkok (Ranked) for?
- Best ass in Bangkok is not a face contest.
- Does Best Ass in Bangkok replace walking Bangkok yourself?
- No. Best Ass in Bangkok is my current field note — memory plus photos. Decide the body first. Ignore my order if your hands disagree.
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