Best Ass in Patong (Ranked)
Best ass in Patong ranked — Bangla box only, not all of Phuket. Hip proof, youth, anal when listed.
Direct answer
Patong is a specific mess. This is not a Phuket-wide list in a Bangla hat.
I have treated the stages like a catalog. They are a show with a price stack. Got lucky once. Also barfined a silhouette that died in the hotel lamp. Both stories are mine. Only one belongs on a ranking.
Now I walk it once or I do not walk it. The listing does the homework.
Patong / Bangla pins only. I need to see the ass. Colored bulbs are a trailer. I have extracted a girl who only existed under them. Very funny later. Less funny on the receipt.
The ranking
- #10
Clear the night
Live stats on profileWould I clear the night for those hips again. Yes. That is the whole Patong method.
Browse directory → - #9
No face-crop night
Live stats on profileFace-crop night is how you write a forum post you edit in the morning. Not tonight.
Browse directory → - #8
Fare still worth it
Live stats on profileGrab still made sense. That is a high bar on this island. She cleared it.
Browse directory → - #7
Louder lost
Live stats on profileLouder listing, thinner ass. I can be a simple animal. This is the simple-animal ranking.
Browse directory → - #6
Smile pack lost
Live stats on profileFreelancer smile pack vs body shots. I have bought the smile pack. I rank the other thing now.
Browse directory → - #5
Left for a yes I already had
Live stats on profileLeft the soi because the yes was already on my phone. The soi did not take it personally.
Browse directory → - #4
Anal on Bangla
Live stats on profileAnal on the card, hips that showed up. Bangla can keep the rest of the circus.
Browse directory → - #3
Open-air can keep it
Live stats on profileOpen-air noise is entertainment. I already paid for entertainment last trip. Ranked the hips instead.
Browse directory → - #2
One lap
Live stats on profileOne circuit, then out. Second circuit is how you meet the girl you would not have messaged sober.
Browse directory → - #1
Stage vs the listing
Live stats on profileBangla stage promised a lot. The listing had already told the truth. I went with the listing. Getting wise in my old age.
Browse directory →
Bangla is confirmation or atmosphere. It is a terrible search engine.
If Patong does not have the ass, do not invent one from beer four. I have invented one from beer four. She is not on this page.
Questions
- How do you rank the best ass in Patong?
- Patong pins only. Show me the ass in daylight-honest photos. Stage light is a trailer, not the movie.
- Are the photos on Best Ass in Patong real directory covers?
- Yes. Those covers are real Phuket listing photos, not a studio mock. When the list is tits or ass I skip the pretty-face crop and take the shot that shows the part the title promised.
- Who is Best Ass in Patong (Ranked) for?
- Patong is a specific mess.
- Does Best Ass in Patong replace walking Phuket yourself?
- No. Best Ass in Patong is my current field note — memory plus photos. Decide the body first. Ignore my order if your hands disagree.
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