Phuket · · حُدِّث 2026-08-16

أفضل مؤخرة في باتونغ (مصنَّف)

Best ass in باتونغ ranked — Bangla box only, not all of فوكيت. Hip proof, youth, anal when listed.

إجابة مباشرة

Patong is a specific mess. This is not a Phuket-wide list in a Bangla hat.

I have treated the stages like a catalog. They are a show with a price stack. Got lucky once. Also barfined a silhouette that died in the hotel lamp. Both stories are mine. Only one belongs on a ranking.

Now I walk it once or I do not walk it. The listing does the homework.

Patong / Bangla pins only. I need to see the ass. Colored bulbs are a trailer. I have extracted a girl who only existed under them. Very funny later. Less funny on the receipt.

التصنيف

  1. #10

    Clear the night

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    Would I clear the night for those hips again. Yes. That is the whole Patong method.

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  2. #9

    No face-crop night

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    Face-crop night is how you write a forum post you edit in the morning. Not tonight.

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  3. #8

    Fare still worth it

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    Grab still made sense. That is a high bar on this island. She cleared it.

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  4. #7

    Louder lost

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    Louder listing, thinner ass. I can be a simple animal. This is the simple-animal ranking.

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  5. #6

    Smile pack lost

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    Freelancer smile pack vs body shots. I have bought the smile pack. I rank the other thing now.

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  6. #5

    Left for a yes I already had

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    Left the soi because the yes was already on my phone. The soi did not take it personally.

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  7. #4

    Anal on Bangla

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    Anal on the card, hips that showed up. Bangla can keep the rest of the circus.

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  8. #3

    Open-air can keep it

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    Open-air noise is entertainment. I already paid for entertainment last trip. Ranked the hips instead.

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  9. #2

    One lap

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    One circuit, then out. Second circuit is how you meet the girl you would not have messaged sober.

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  10. #1

    Stage vs the listing

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    Bangla stage promised a lot. The listing had already told the truth. I went with the listing. Getting wise in my old age.

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Bangla is confirmation or atmosphere. It is a terrible search engine.

If Patong does not have the ass, do not invent one from beer four. I have invented one from beer four. She is not on this page.

أسئلة

How do you rank the best ass in باتونغ?
باتونغ pins only. Show me the ass in daylight-honest photos. Stage light is a trailer, not the movie.
Are the photos on أفضل مؤخرة في باتونغ real directory covers?
Yes. Those covers are real فوكيت listing photos, not a studio mock. When the list is tits or ass I skip the pretty-face crop and take the shot that shows the part the title promised.
Who is أفضل مؤخرة في باتونغ (مصنَّف) for?
باتونغ is a specific mess.
Does أفضل مؤخرة في باتونغ replace walking فوكيت yourself?
No. أفضل مؤخرة في باتونغ is my current field note — memory plus photos. Decide the body first. Ignore my order if your hands disagree.

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