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أفضل مؤخرة في بانكوك (مصنَّف)

Best ass in بانكوك ranked — hip size, youth, rear-honest photos, anal bonus when listed. Face crops do not enter.

إجابة مباشرة

Some nights in Bangkok I am not hunting a vibe. I am hunting an ass I already know how to hold.

That sounds crude. It is. I have wasted whole Sukhumvit evenings on a face that photographed like a yes and a body that showed up like a rumor. I left one beer bar early last month because the gallery already told the truth and I was tired of paying for research.

I want hips on the listing and more than one angle. Then I pick the girls I would actually take upstairs again — not the ones who won a smiling contest at the minibar.

I only put a girl here if the photos actually show her ass — not a cute selfie and a maybe. Bigger hips climb. Younger climbs. If she lists anal, she climbs again. I have already been fooled by a pretty thumbnail. Once is enough.

التصنيف

  1. Lisa — ranked #10#10

    Lisa

    Boss Massage

    89 / 64 / 89 · 26

    Last slot still means I would take her upstairs. This is not a pity list.

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  2. Member 23 — ranked #9#9

    Member 23

    Dragon Lady BKK

    94 / 64 / 89 · 24

    Hip number looked conservative. The room said the listing was lying in my favor.

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  3. Cream — ranked #8#8

    Cream

    BODY BLISS

    91 / 61 / 89 · 25

    The corridor tried to sell me a smile and a lady drink. I already had a shortlist. I walked.

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  4. Fongbeer — ranked #7#7

    Fongbeer

    Pretty Massage

    81 / 61 / 89 · 28

    One listing had five pretty nothing-crops. She had three honest ones. She won.

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  5. Ruby — ranked #6#6

    Ruby

    Hunny Bunny Bkk

    89 / 61 / 86 · 26

    Famous soi, thin photos. I used to fall for the address. Now I fall for the hip line.

    ← افتح الملف
  6. YOMI — ranked #5#5

    YOMI

    Barbie18 Nuru Massage

    86 / 61 / 86 · 23

    Thumbnail looked shy. I almost scrolled. Then I zoomed. Still thinking about that zoom.

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  7. FARAN — ranked #4#4

    FARAN

    Barbie18 Nuru Massage

    89 / 64 / 89 · 25

    Anal on the card. Hips that matched. I am not complicated when the listing is honest.

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  8. BOW — ranked #3#3

    BOW

    ANELA massage

    89 / 56 / 84 · 27

    Side shot and a rear shot. That is the whole interview. Everything else is chat.

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  9. Tina — ranked #2#2

    Tina

    Hunny Bunny Bkk

    89 / 61 / 86 · 24

    Prettier face two stools down. Worse photos. I have made that mistake. Not this week.

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  10. Ploy — ranked #1#1

    Ploy

    Hunny Bunny Bkk

    94 / 61 / 86 · 25

    Gallery already showed what I wanted. I left the beer bar like a man who had done this before.

    ← افتح الملف

If you came for ass, stop shopping faces like you are hiring a receptionist.

Start at the top when you want a decisive yes. Rebuild the list when you get greedier than I am. I have already paid tuition on both kinds of night. Only one of them belongs on this page.

أسئلة

How do you rank the best ass in بانكوك?
Photos have to show the ass, not just a nice face. I like bigger hips, I like younger listings, and I bump her if anal is on the card. I have already learned the hard way that a pretty thumbnail is not a body.
Are the photos on أفضل مؤخرة في بانكوك real directory covers?
Yes. Those covers are real بانكوك listing photos, not brand art. On tits and ass lists I pick the shot that actually shows chest or ass instead of a pretty face crop.
Who is أفضل مؤخرة في بانكوك (مصنَّف) for?
Best ass in بانكوك is not a face contest.
Does أفضل مؤخرة في بانكوك replace walking بانكوك yourself?
No. أفضل مؤخرة في بانكوك is my current field note — memory plus photos. Decide the body first. Ignore my order if your hands disagree.

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