Christin Massage

Reviews(10)

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• Waldemar AckerGoogle reviewAug 18, 2026

  ★★★★★

  Very disappointing experience. The prices are far too expensive for the quality of service, and the staff were unfriendly and unwelcoming. I would not recommend this place. I was also told by a former employee that there were problems with how staff were treated and paid. I cannot personally verify those claims, but hearing this made my impression even worse. Overall, I would not come back.

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• L. C.Google reviewMay 20, 2026

  ★★★★★

  It is honestly shocking that this place has so many positive reviews because my experience was terrible from start to finish. I came here in the afternoon and the girl I picked seemed attractive at first, but once we got into the room her entire attitude changed completely. She showed absolutely no interest in making the experience enjoyable, comfortable, or even remotely exciting. It felt cold, rushed, and completely transactional. The entire session felt like she was trying to finish as quickly as possible so she could move on to the next customer and keep the money flowing. There was no effort, no enthusiasm, and no attempt to create any kind of connection or atmosphere. Instead of feeling relaxed or satisfied, I felt like I was stuck in some depressing factory assembly line where customers are pushed through one after another as fast as possible. What makes this even more frustrating is that places like this survive off fake energy and fake reviews pretending to offer some amazing experience when in reality it felt awkward, uncomfortable, and completely disappointing. I walked out feeling annoyed that I wasted my time and money here. If you are expecting a fun, exciting, or memorable experience, lower your expectations immediately. Based on what I experienced, I seriously question how some of the reviews are positive or maybe many of the reviews are fake.

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• Jay SirpalGoogle reviewJan 20, 2026

  ★★★★★

  Honestly simply the best ever. Loads of choice of girls. No 78 viv simply the friendliest and best there. Sly the manager amazing. For sure dont miss

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• M B UGoogle reviewDec 21, 2025

  ★★★★★

  This place is amazing. Proper soapy, wet, body to body massage. If you are a respectful person you will recieve an excellent service. After walking to lobby you will see around 30 to 40 ladies sitting behind a floor to ceiling glass window, smiling and waving at you, pick your favourite or 2, pay and off you go for 60/75mins of bliss. Will visit again

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• Doppler “Doppler” FeidGoogle reviewSep 17, 2025

  ★★★★★

  Terrible experience, girl wouldn’t talk to you, explain anything, just point. Everything is extra and only one condom available. For such a high entry price it is by far the worst experience I’ve ever had. Dont recommend it at all. Hard pass

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• Ben StanleyGoogle reviewSep 17, 2025

  ★★★★★

  Worth Every Penny. Was very skeptical after reading other reviews, but based on my experience, it was everything I could have asked for and more! Girls are very professional, very accommodating to everyone’s needs and I left feeling very relaxed, highly recommend!

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• richard pettitGoogle reviewSep 17, 2025

  ★★★★★

  Can walk up stairs and have a beer $100 thb . Girls about 30YO . If none of them interest you then you can walk out. $3600 quoted at door “ everything included” but when you get in there are “ extra “ services that are not included. It seemed like it was getting rushed to finish . Could have gotten better without the soap another massage shop where the starting price is $500 thb and there are extras.

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• avinash mGoogle reviewSep 17, 2025

  ★★★★★

  Went there despite the bad reviews. Those reviews don’t do ANY justice . The absolute worst establishment you could ever spend money on. I don’t care if my girl finds this review here and breaks up with me . No one should go to a place like this . The soapy ones in Bangkok and pattaya are waaaay better and cheaper. Cost 3.6k baht flat .. Time 75min (or whichever “comes” earlier) Room was quite decent with a jacuzzi . That’s it. The minute you go in , it’s oh the money doesn’t come to girl , you pay extra for special , you give tip . (I think number was23) Here’s a tip run away from this place . You’ll have a better time blindfolded to a chair with a flesh light.

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• BenediktGoogle reviewSep 17, 2024

  ★★★★★

  The woman does her program for 3300 Baht. Lady was kinda cute in the beginning but had no interest in any conversation or contact after all. She was even rude when I asked from where she was and wanted a tip for mediocre service. They say 75 minutes but I was being pushed out after not even 1 hour. It was kind of a factory feeling. This was the worst experience I have had in a long time. No recommendation. Just go to a nice massage place.. waste of time and money.

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• John BrownGoogle reviewSep 18, 2023

  ★★★★★

  Choose one who sat farther away from others. I found out it was a bad choice. When I tried to talk to her, she said she sat away from other girls because she does not want to talk so don't talk to her. She said if I speak Thai, maybe she'll talk to me. She won't let me touch her face or neck. I ask if I can give a butterfly kiss on the cheek, she looked away. Can't kiss anywhere else. Literally yelled at me out loud after 3 minutes telling me don't try to stop coming. Kept pushing me out with her legs, had to stop to readjust and she said I stop be cause I tried to stop. She said, be a gentleman, don't lie. I asked if she could at least be happy, she yelled "there is nothing to be happy about, feelings come come". Lost interest and just told her to stop so I can leave. Walked out wasted money, told management about it. So sad to have to leave bad review. I waited for her to say a single apology, I would have tipped her and won't leave bad review but nothing comes from her. Never get treated with such disrespect. I sincerely hope she is OK and just have a bad day.

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