Phuket · · 업데이트 2026-08-16

베스트 힙: 푸켓 (랭킹)

Best ass in 푸켓 ranked — island galleries, 빠통 density filtered, hip proof and youth.

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Phuket is a longer taxi than a soi. That should make you pickier, not drunker.

I have sat in a Grab to Bangla telling myself "we will see." We saw. I paid for the see. Now I want hips on the phone before I sit down.

Island sun is flattering. Hotel lamps are not. I rank the lamp version.

Island tax is real. I will not spend a Grab on a smile. Photos have to show the ass. Bigger hips, younger, anal if listed. Pretty island light is not a measurement. I have learned this the expensive way.

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  1. #10

    Would I pay the Grab

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    Would the ass alone clear the fare again. That is the whole island method. Yes.

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  2. #9

    She listed anal

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    Anal on the listing, hips that showed up. I am not writing a poem about it.

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  3. #8

    Pretty lost

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    Prettier face on a louder listing. Worse hips. I am allowed to be shallow in the correct direction.

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  4. #7

    Selfies lost

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    Selfie pack vs three body shots. I have dated the selfie pack. I rank the body shots.

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  5. #6

    Left before the bucket

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    Left the soi because the gallery had already said yes. The bucket beer can find another tourist.

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  6. #5

    Listing was shy

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    High-rise lamp vs the number on the card. The card was being modest. Rare and welcome.

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  7. #4

    Younger, heavier

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    Younger listing, bigger hips, photos that were not a joke. I do not need a fourth reason.

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  8. #3

    Not a beach crop

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    Beach photos are liars in a nice way. The rear angles in the listing were not. Ranked those.

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  9. #2

    Bangla can keep the noise

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    Bangla tried to invent my type. I already had one. I am getting too old for invented types.

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  10. #1

    Fare made sense

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    The Grab was long. The ass was the only good reason. I remember the pin, not the traffic.

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If ass is why you came, do not let Bangla write the shortlist after beer three.

Hips and photos first. The fare is only funny when the night was already a yes.

질문

How do you rank the best ass in 푸켓?
I will not ride across the island for a cute face. Show me the ass in the photos, then we can talk about Grab.
Are the photos on 베스트 힙: 푸켓 real directory covers?
Yes. Those covers are real 푸켓 listing photos, not a studio mock. When the list is tits or ass I skip the pretty-face crop and take the shot that shows the part the title promised.
Who is 베스트 힙: 푸켓 (랭킹) for?
푸켓 is a longer taxi than a soi.
Does 베스트 힙: 푸켓 replace walking 푸켓 yourself?
No. 베스트 힙: 푸켓 is my current field note — memory plus photos. Decide the body first. Ignore my order if your hands disagree.

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