How do you rank the best ass in Phuket?

I will not ride across the island for a cute face. Show me the ass in the photos, then we can talk about Grab.

Are the photos on Nejlepší zadek v Phuket real directory covers?

Yes. Those covers are real Phuket listing photos, not a studio mock. When the list is tits or ass I skip the pretty-face crop and take the shot that shows the part the title promised.

Does Nejlepší zadek v Phuket replace walking Phuket yourself?

No. Nejlepší zadek v Phuket is my current field note — memory plus photos. Decide the body first. Ignore my order if your hands disagree.

Phuket · 2026-05-29 · aktualizováno 2026-08-16

Nejlepší zadek v Phuket (žebříček)

Best ass in Phuket ranked — island galleries, Patong density filtered, hip proof and youth.

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Phuket is a longer taxi than a soi. That should make you pickier, not drunker.

I have sat in a Grab to Bangla telling myself "we will see." We saw. I paid for the see. Now I want hips on the phone before I sit down.

Island sun is flattering. Hotel lamps are not. I rank the lamp version.

Island tax is real. I will not spend a Grab on a smile. Photos have to show the ass. Bigger hips, younger, anal if listed. Pretty island light is not a measurement. I have learned this the expensive way.

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#10
Would I pay the Grab
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Would the ass alone clear the fare again. That is the whole island method. Yes.
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#9
She listed anal
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Anal on the listing, hips that showed up. I am not writing a poem about it.
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#8
Pretty lost
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Prettier face on a louder listing. Worse hips. I am allowed to be shallow in the correct direction.
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#7
Selfies lost
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Selfie pack vs three body shots. I have dated the selfie pack. I rank the body shots.
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#6
Left before the bucket
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Left the soi because the gallery had already said yes. The bucket beer can find another tourist.
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#5
Listing was shy
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High-rise lamp vs the number on the card. The card was being modest. Rare and welcome.
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#4
Younger, heavier
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Younger listing, bigger hips, photos that were not a joke. I do not need a fourth reason.
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#3
Not a beach crop
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Beach photos are liars in a nice way. The rear angles in the listing were not. Ranked those.
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#2
Bangla can keep the noise
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Bangla tried to invent my type. I already had one. I am getting too old for invented types.
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Fare made sense
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The Grab was long. The ass was the only good reason. I remember the pin, not the traffic.
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If ass is why you came, do not let Bangla write the shortlist after beer three.

Hips and photos first. The fare is only funny when the night was already a yes.

Otázky

How do you rank the best ass in Phuket?: I will not ride across the island for a cute face. Show me the ass in the photos, then we can talk about Grab.
Are the photos on Nejlepší zadek v Phuket real directory covers?: Yes. Those covers are real Phuket listing photos, not a studio mock. When the list is tits or ass I skip the pretty-face crop and take the shot that shows the part the title promised.
Who is Nejlepší zadek v Phuket (žebříček) for?: Phuket is a longer taxi than a soi.
Does Nejlepší zadek v Phuket replace walking Phuket yourself?: No. Nejlepší zadek v Phuket is my current field note — memory plus photos. Decide the body first. Ignore my order if your hands disagree.

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