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Bangkok · · updated 2026-05-20

Bodies That Broke My Type in Bangkok — Happy Accidents Ranked

When the data made me want someone outside my usual ranges — ranked happy accidents.

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Guitar — ranked #1

I have a type. Then the catalog shows me a waist/hip story that rewires me for a week.

These are bodies that broke my defaults — a reminder to widen filters before you fossilize.

I write these notes the way I actually browse Bangkok: photos that survive zoom, numbers when the catalog has them, no middleman. You contact them direct. 18+.

High heat, strong photos; editorial type-breaker narrative.

The ranking

  1. Guitar — ranked #1#1

    Guitar

    81/64/89 cm

    Guitar · 81/64/89 cm. Complete-ish stats when the row has them — no guessing theater. Rank #1 on my Bangkok heat — verify the live profile; catalogs move.

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  2. Bovie — ranked #2#2

    Bovie

    89/61/89 cm

    Bovie · 89/61/89 cm. The kind of gallery that survives zoom without prayer. Rank #2 on my Bangkok heat — verify the live profile; catalogs move.

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  3. IRIN — ranked #3#3

    IRIN

    81/61/91 cm

    IRIN · 81/61/91 cm. Corridor energy without the tourist tax of picking blind. Rank #3 on my Bangkok heat — verify the live profile; catalogs move.

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  4. Balloon — ranked #4#4

    Balloon

    86/61/84 cm

    Balloon · 86/61/84 cm. If Grab is two minutes out, this still makes the cut. Rank #4 on my Bangkok heat — verify the live profile; catalogs move.

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  5. Malee — ranked #5#5

    Malee

    89/64/91 cm

    Malee · 89/64/91 cm. I would message before another lady drink. Rank #5 on my Bangkok heat — verify the live profile; catalogs move.

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  6. Cartoon — ranked #6#6

    Cartoon

    86/66/86 cm

    Cartoon · 86/66/86 cm. Waist story readable even in bad light. Rank #6 on my Bangkok heat — verify the live profile; catalogs move.

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  7. Midori — ranked #7#7

    Midori

    86/61/89 cm

    Midori · 86/61/89 cm. Complete-ish stats when the row has them — no guessing theater. Rank #7 on my Bangkok heat — verify the live profile; catalogs move.

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  8. Olive — ranked #8#8

    Olive

    91/64/89 cm

    Olive · 91/64/89 cm. The kind of gallery that survives zoom without prayer. Rank #8 on my Bangkok heat — verify the live profile; catalogs move.

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Comments(2)

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  • Mark_BKKMay 31, 2026

    Not pearl-clutching, not pure spam. Rare balance. (Bangkok note)

  • Dave_ExpatMay 31, 2026

    Bangkok density is a trap without a shortlist. This helped. (Bangkok note)

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